Sunday, July 23, 2023

German Tanks Seen in Poland. Again

 Another Leopard tank knocked out and seen pulled for repairs.

In Poland they will repair it into the ground, for olde times' sake, no?



Per Internet OSINT, up to 40-50 Leopard tanks have been destroyed, more IRL.

 

That was a German tank in a Polish town (when did that happen last?), so here are some Polish jokes to mark the occasion:

 

 

That was some Polish weaponry and here are some Polish jokes:

Q. A Pole throws a hand grenade at you, what do you do? A. You take the pin out and through it back!

Q. How did a Polish firing squad die? A. They stood in a circle!

New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.

Polish kamikaze flew 48 successful missions.
 

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water.


Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
 

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.



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