That was some Polish weaponry and here are some Polish jokes:
Q. A Pole throws a hand grenade at you, what do you do? A. You take the pin out and through it back!
Q. How did a Polish firing squad die? A. They stood in a circle!
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Polish kamikaze flew 48 successful missions.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water.
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
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